Welcome, young programmer! You've stumbled upon the sacred texts of the Pixel Dust Prophets, a mystical order of coders who have mastered the art of squashing bugs and polishing code.
This tome contains the collective wisdom of our order, passed down through the ages. Within its pages, you'll find the secrets to:
Remember, my child, with great power comes great responsibility. Use these teachings wisely, lest you fall prey to the void of buggy code.